This little annoying punky puppy is whiny, cries all the time, disturbs my sleep at night, vomits milk on me and constantly takes attention away from me.
This furry prune head is always giving me his wet nose therapy, barks too much, farts too often, licks and tickles my feet and forever follows me everywhere.
ARE YOU SURE WE ARE SIBLINGS?!!!
Maybe with more love, she will grow to be my BFF.