Diet Supplement

The hoomans recently purchased a book from amazon.com on alternative medicine which advocates the idea of eating one's own feces as a diet supplement. Feces contains probiotic benefits by increasing the amount of useful bacteria in the body which helps to prevent constipation and enhance the immune functions. With that, poor me is the subject of testing and a lab dog for their so called experiment in the name of health.

Apparently morning poop is the best due to its high bacteria content...

... but I tell ya, anything coming out of the digestive system in the morning can really stinks one to high heaven.

As per the instructions in the book, the feces has to be spread out and dried under the sun for 2 days before consumption.

The sun-dried feces has a brownish color to it due to oxidization process and this suppose to rid the poop of any stinking smell...

... but one thing for sure, the smell still lingers and it ain't nice.

Are you sure this is edible, Mr. Know-It-All?

This stuff does not look like a palatable snack to me at all.

*sniff! sniff!* Ewww!... can I have some salt or pepper to go with this?

Yucks!... this tastes like shit... no kidding.

This is the most offensive thing I've ever eaten in my life...

... as the pungent rancid taste overwhelm my senses and hit straight up my nostrils.

Blech!... I think I'm gonna puke.












































































Those are certainly not feces but healthy and tasty chicken treats.

Just add some water, mash up the treats with a spoon...

... and with a bit of creativity, we have some tasty "shit".

*pei laughter* BOL!... sorry I crack myself up... hope I put a smile on you this April Fool's Day and make your day brighter.

Pei ess: Attention to all puppies, please do not try this at home, the poop eating that is... and there is no such book promoting feces eating, it's just a fictitious book cover :)

32 comments:

Hound Girl said...

BOL happy april fools day, you had me going!!!

ra husky said...

BOL!! You got us too! Take care furiend!

RA & Isis

Maggie and Mitch said...

HAHA - you really fooled us, Hero!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You tricked us too, Hero - we kept thinking "what is he saying?"

April Fool's Day - good one!

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Suka said...

hey Hero,

BOL! Oh my dawg! You totally had me fooled! I was thinking, "what the heck?!? Are his humans crazy?!? Poor Hero, that is animal abuse!" And I was so ready to paw my Comment and then I hit a big white space and wondered what was going on...and then I saw your "April Fools."

You should be a stand-up comedian! My human and I are still laughing! Good one!

Suka

p.s. those real treats sure look yummy!!

sprinkles said...

OMD, Hero!!! I truly thought you were eating your own feces. I was shocked #1 that your owners were handling to poo with their bare hands and #2 that they'd actually let you eat your own doggy doo! I was really grossed out and thankful not to be eating while reading your post.

Happy April Fool's Day, Hero!!! You got us good! bol

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Oh, Hero, I was afraid that cheche and koko had lost their minds, possibly a post-partum thing. I'm so glad it's not true and it's just a joke. What a relief!

georgia little pea said...

BOL, LOL, !#!!*^!! HAHA and all the rest. I can't stop laughing! Your cheche is GENIUS Hero. GENIUS!!! This is the Very Best April Fool's Day joke ever. I was completely fooled.

Thanks for making my day :)

3 doxies said...

Holy crap Hero! You skeered da crap outta me! OMD, I can't stop laughing...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cheche is most brilliant to come ups withs dat and here I was thinking her done went all cracker dog. OH, I needs to try dat on my daddy...bwhahahahaha!

Puddles

Santa, Minnie and Christmas said...

Hahahaha....oh, that was a good one! You really got us fooled! We were like...yuck...and your human has them in the hand to feed you!! And we felt like throwing up. Good one, really, Happy April Fool's Day!!

Team Beaglebratz said...

O-M-D! We came by frum Georgia Little Pea'z bloggie - we wanted tu c what all the fuss wuz'bout. You shur did haf'us goin'tu - that'z kinda like our post butt our mom akchually PAID sum green paperz fer what we ate - here iz a link tu our post if u want tu c -

http://beagle-home.blogspot.com/2010/09/come-angit-your-turd-huh-camera.html

~Shiloh'n Shasta~

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha! Mom was gagging while we read this post! Oh, that was a good one! You totally got us!

Bunny

Anny said...

BOL... you sure got us there Hero... we were going ewww ewww ewwwwwww... but some dogs do eat other dogs poo... urmm.. i have been guilty of that too... and cat's poo... *shhh* don't you tell my hoomans.

woofs n licks,
Dommy

Anny said...

... btw.. your last picture.. is most priceless. Love the smile!

Lorenza said...

We started reading... and reading... and reading... with our mouths more open with every picture... and then... Haaaa!
Good one!
We needed a good laugh!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Greyhounds CAN Sit said...

Sheesh, I nearly didn't scroll down to the bottom!!! I'm SO glad I did, BOL. You got me well and truly, thanks for the laughs!

rescuedinsanity.com said...

I was just about to prepare a comment saying this had to be some sort of April Fool's joke when I saw your confirmation. So glad I was right!

Good one. ;-) Glad I didn't bother attempting a prank of my own. No way I could compare to the master!

Kasha The Dainty Great Dane said...

BOL...here my mom was thinking that your hooman had lost it...you sure fooled us! As I was reading it I was thinking that most people try to stop their dog from eating it and here you were trying to get Hero to eat it...too funny.

Hey -- receive any packages lateley?? I hope it didn't get lost.

AARF Kasha the Dainty Great Dane

the booker man said...

HERO!

seriously, i was all like "ewwwwwwwww!" and "why would his hoomans make him eat poopies?!" i was gettin' all worked up, and then you were just kiddin'! that was a good one...you totally got me all worked up! whew! heeheehee.

*woof*
the booker man

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

MOL BIG TIME!! You really had us going there and mom thought this was really gross and that your mom and dad had lost their marbles!
Thanks for the laugh!
--JB

Elizabeth said...

Hi, there, Hero. We are new to your blog (you can thank Georgia Little Pea for the referral). And we just want to tell you that although we are light-headed and nauseated and really didn't know that this was a joke until it was too late, we still think you are just about the most righteous Sharpei whom we have ever met.

Jon Farleigh and Dewi

LP said...

OMG! You had us sooooo good! LP was wondering..what the freakin beep? You can't be serious! And thankfully you weren't!! :)
the critters in The Cottage

Priscilla said...

BOL!!! You got us too, Hero! It was a truly good one!!!

Lois Lane/Laney said...

You had us going too! And I was getting sick to my stomach and worried about you!
You're too funny!

MadameMoiselle said...

BOL !!! You should have seen the look on my dad's face when he saw you eating the "poo" ..

That was the best April's foll joke ever!!

I think your koko and cheche is the most creative ppl on earth !

Licks
Zelle

monica said...

LOL and BOL!!! you got me for sure going all EEEWWWW and OH NO HERO!!

and then, what a relief it was a joke...

C said...

wow.. I totally believed that, and I thought you were going stark raving mad....glad that Hero is feeling good and that the baby arrived. I have not read this since the big ouchies because I was afraid.. :( Hero is so cute and the new hooman is pretty cute too.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

You got us, too! Although once we saw the stuff in Cheche's bare hand, our suspicions were aroused. And we were pretty sure your pawrents would never let you near Meimei's face with poo-breath.

Jed & Abby

Fantabulous May said...

hahahha
u really got me there
LOL

May at amayzing.me

Connie said...

Notty! I thought it was for real.. :P

northernbliss said...

Pay backs are a "bitch"
Well done. I was certainly fooled - I couldn't believe what I was reading - great faces!!

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