The hoomans recently purchased a book from amazon.com on alternative medicine which advocates the idea of eating one's own feces as a diet supplement. Feces contains probiotic benefits by increasing the amount of useful bacteria in the body which helps to prevent constipation and enhance the immune functions. With that, poor me is the subject of testing and a lab dog for their so called experiment in the name of health.
Apparently morning poop is the best due to its high bacteria content...
... but I tell ya, anything coming out of the digestive system in the morning can really stinks one to high heaven.
As per the instructions in the book, the feces has to be spread out and dried under the sun for 2 days before consumption.
The sun-dried feces has a brownish color to it due to oxidization process and this suppose to rid the poop of any stinking smell...
... but one thing for sure, the smell still lingers and it ain't nice.
Are you sure this is edible, Mr. Know-It-All?
This stuff does not look like a palatable snack to me at all.
*sniff! sniff!* Ewww!... can I have some salt or pepper to go with this?
Yucks!... this tastes like shit... no kidding.
This is the most offensive thing I've ever eaten in my life...
... as the pungent rancid taste overwhelm my senses and hit straight up my nostrils.
Blech!... I think I'm gonna puke.
Those are certainly not feces but healthy and tasty chicken treats.
Just add some water, mash up the treats with a spoon...
... and with a bit of creativity, we have some tasty "shit".
*pei laughter* BOL!... sorry I crack myself up... hope I put a smile on you this April Fool's Day and make your day brighter.
Pei ess: Attention to all puppies, please do not try this at home, the poop eating that is... and there is no such book promoting feces eating, it's just a fictitious book cover :)