From Illinois With Love
Oh boy! A package in the mail for me.
Look at all those pressies! Either Santa is getting forgetful or Christmas must have come early this year.
Woohoo! Look at the loot... it's from my good furiend Kasha The Dainty Great Dane in Illinois.
This super duper cute card is handmade by Kasha's momma... how lovely.
Oops! This is not mine, it's for meimei.
Yup! This one is for moi.
Can someone please help me put this on?
Do I look good in blue? I think blue is my color.
There's one more pressie for me...
... and I wonder what could it be?
It's a tuggy toy...
... for me to tug at and play bitey with when I'm bore at home.
The hoomans also get pressies too...
... in the form of a book.
Dog. Bliss. You. Hmmm, wisdom for the hoomans...
... from observing a dog's behavior. There's just so much for them to learn from us.
Oh look! And a sharpei birthday card too!
Isn't the card cute? Kasha's momma sure knows what my hoomans want ;)
Not to be left out, my little sister received pressies too.
Checking out the beautiful dresses for meimei.
I can't wait for meimei to wear her colorful dresses.
Wait! What's this and what does it say...
... a little surprise inside for meimei?
It's a miniature cake with a flickering candle on top... how cute can that be.
And it is handmade by Kasha's momma too... can you believe that! She is one talented lady.
Thank you so much, Kasha and momma. I'm such a lucky dog to have a furiend like you and we will always cherish the lovely pressies.
Diet Supplement
The hoomans recently purchased a book from amazon.com on alternative medicine which advocates the idea of eating one's own feces as a diet supplement. Feces contains probiotic benefits by increasing the amount of useful bacteria in the body which helps to prevent constipation and enhance the immune functions. With that, poor me is the subject of testing and a lab dog for their so called experiment in the name of health.
Apparently morning poop is the best due to its high bacteria content...
... but I tell ya, anything coming out of the digestive system in the morning can really stinks one to high heaven.
As per the instructions in the book, the feces has to be spread out and dried under the sun for 2 days before consumption.
The sun-dried feces has a brownish color to it due to oxidization process and this suppose to rid the poop of any stinking smell...
... but one thing for sure, the smell still lingers and it ain't nice.
Are you sure this is edible, Mr. Know-It-All?
This stuff does not look like a palatable snack to me at all.
*sniff! sniff!* Ewww!... can I have some salt or pepper to go with this?
Yucks!... this tastes like shit... no kidding.
This is the most offensive thing I've ever eaten in my life...
... as the pungent rancid taste overwhelm my senses and hit straight up my nostrils.
Blech!... I think I'm gonna puke.
Those are certainly not feces but healthy and tasty chicken treats.
Just add some water, mash up the treats with a spoon...
... and with a bit of creativity, we have some tasty "shit".
*pei laughter* BOL!... sorry I crack myself up... hope I put a smile on you this April Fool's Day and make your day brighter.
Pei ess: Attention to all puppies, please do not try this at home, the poop eating that is... and there is no such book promoting feces eating, it's just a fictitious book cover :)
My Little Sister
Oh meimei my little sister!
How I love your smell of butter
Sleeping soundly through the day
While I wait here for you to play
Oh meimei my little sister!
If only I can share my dinner
Just so you can grow bigger
Before I get any more older
Oh meimei my little sister!
How I wish you were much taller
So together we can go running
Before my bones start aching
Oh meimei my little sister!
In me you have a furry brother
To protect and love you, I promise
I will be your guardian angel, always
- hero -
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